I am clever. I am funny. I am witty.
I am not, however, smart.
But no one believes me. I am not fishing for compliments.
And I have no desire to become smarter.
Actually, I wish I were stupider. Really.
It is so easy to be an idiot. You worry less, you stress less, and your problems are far easier to solve.
I'd wonder:
"Gosh, this door just won't open, *tug tug*....ohhh, it's push, not pull!"
Instead of:
"Where is this election going? On one hand McCain is financial conservative which, with this recession, could me lots of tax cuts, which means more money in my wallet. On the other hand, Obama is socially liberal so I can be a bridesmaid 10 more times at all my gay best friends' weddings! Oh me, oh my, What to do?"
Ignorance truly is bliss. Can I tell you, being stupid seems like the best idea ever! Every accomplishment would feel amazing!
"This jar won't open, damn it! Oh righty tighty, Lefty Loosey! Gosh, I am so smart! I should go on Jeopardy!"
Instead of:
"Why won't my website work. I have to go through ALL of this html code to figure out what little bracket I left out that won't show my video. Ohhh, I put
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instead of
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SRC="../graphics/sounds/1812over.mid"
HEIGHT=60 WIDTH=144>
How could I miss that?? Gosh, I am stupid. Really and truly."
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2 comments:
i know this is silly; but that doesn't make you a smart person at all. it makes you a god damn worry wart.
i used to live my life all analy and smart now i'm both.
i just choose when to think and the rest of the time...
i've mastered the fine art of not thinking without falling alseep. and its the easiest thing i've ever done.
remeber:
everything and anything happens for a reason.
live and let live.
love freely, laugh often, live wild.
=) you'll get there.
if you think obama's going to do shit about gay marriage then you're well on your way to blissful ignorance (not to mention that a wedding is just a ceremony which your gay friends could have tomorrow if they wanted; there's no law against that. the lack of equal protection under the law doesn't prevent you from being a bridesmaid).
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